002 ⟡ MARCH TEST DRIVE
⋆✩ test drive 02 ✩⋆
The day begins like any other.
Routines, eventful scenes, and boring errands — no matter what you were in the middle of, there's a moment where everything begins to feel wrong. A searing pain tears through your body, so intense that it feels like every nerve has been struck at once. Muscles spasm, joints scream in protest, and as you double over, you find yourself clawing or clinging at anything within your reach. As your attempts to maintain composure fail you, your bones begin to twist with an agonizing force, the pain rising in a crescendo until it becomes unbearable to even breathe. Then, as quickly as it began, everything stops.
For a single, terrifying moment, there's nothing. No sight, no sound, no touch, no taste, no smell — just the weight of nothingness swallowing you whole. The absence of sensation might even be worse than the pain, leaving you adrift in a void you can't escape. Hopelessness threatens every fiber of your existence, and try as you might to fight it, your darkest thoughts begin to surface, flooding your mind in an onslaught of suffocating feelings and ideas.
In the darkness, you hear a voice.
It's faint, a gentle flashing of something warm along the edges of your mind, like sunlight itself. It's a voice, but you can't identify who or what it comes from, how it sounds, or what it means — still, you know it's directed at you. Something tugs at your heart, a powerful ache that throbs once and ripples outwards. You can feel the aches again, like fresh sores throughout your body. You feel off, like something isn't quite right, like you're not where you should be, or who you should be. But the voice continues, whispered just beyond your understanding. The sound is warm like hope, and it wraps around you, distant yet intent, before you wake up.
i. arrivals
OUT OF THE WOODS
The fog that surrounds you and your fellow new arrivals is maddening, and something foreign wraps around not just your mind, but your body as a whole. A strange illness has long been spoken of and witnessed within and around Bottlecap Bay, and you're the unlucky bunch to arrive with it slithering its way in now.
The fog is heavily related to this mystery illness that has plagued Pokemon, both inside the city and wild, for some time now. Though the connection isn't easy to fully grasp, it becomes incredibly clear as time passes that the fog worsens the symptoms of the illness. Some Pokemon who traverse the fog come out just fine, but others fall ill with varying levels of severity.
As soon as the first reports come from the Cheri Berry guild indicating that a large amount of confused Pokemon have been spotted approaching Bottlecap Bay from the forest, the three guilds send their members out in forces. Rescue these newcomers and discover that they're just like you, and not just confused wild Pokemon. Dr. Denne firmly insists on bringing everyone they can to the Pokeclinic, so please hurry!
ii. nightmares over
LINGERING SHADOWS
How does it feel, when the Pokemon beside you wakes up with a calm stretch and a healthy, well-rested and rejuvenated smile? They feel great, they say, looking at you with worry and concern. What's wrong? You didn't feel that warm and wonderful sensation during the night, like being wrapped in a blanket of lullabies? How odd...
What could this possibly mean?
iii. pokeclinic
PRESSED FOR SPACE
Anyone who steps foot or paw into the Pokeclinic can tell immediately that it's overbooked. The main ward of rooms is packed, cots spilling out into the hallways, and even the lobby is beginning to look like an impromptu campsite. Pokemon staff shuffle, flutter and scramble around the bodies of ill Pokemon, performing checkups wherever they can find the space, applying medication and herbal treatments where necessary, and reassuring worrying family and friends.
In the midst of this chaos, it's not hard to see how mixups are occurring. It gets bad enough that even Polteageist themselves joins in on treatments, causing a shocked ripple of whispers and gasps any time they float by in a hurry. They can be heard, at times, firmly scolding those who make the mistakes, insisting that there's no excuse for poor health care, and that even in times of urgency, care and attention to detail is needed. But for the time being, this isn't enough to help.
So they put out a plea to the other guild leaders. The Pokeclinic needs everyone who can help to check up on patients, deliver meals and medications, and check records for mixups. Lum Berries are fewer in number, so it makes sense that they're being overwhelmed right now! Polteageist promises to make it worth everyone's while, of course. Any Pokemon who works within the clinic during this time will be awarded with points.
LEARNING YOUR BODY
⟡ TDMs are game canon and act as events for the month they are posted.
⟡ New characters can link to their top level beneath the NEWBIE DIRECTORY!
⟡ All new arrivals are not assigned to any one guild. However, if they assist with any of the clinic prompts, they may gain points for their future guild!
⟡ The creepy forest fog can be done away with temporarily through Pokemon moves, but always seems to work its way back like it has a mind or will of its own.
⟡ Remember that at least one thread for your application must come from the TDM! There is no comment minimum, but we will be looking for engagement, as well as for players and characters who take the time to delve into things like character thoughts, emotions, morality, and other deep themes. Take this time to engage with the setting as you would in game!
⟡ As of today, reserves and applications are now permanently open, with apps processed every other month! See information on their respective pages for details!
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Siffrin (Start Again) | In Stars And Time | New/OTA!
If you've seen me use this account in Victory Road, no you haven't, shhhhh]]Out of the Woods
[So what happens when you take someone who already has a spotty memory at the best of times, and then toss them into an amnesiac fog? You get -]
[Um. What was their name again...?]
[Well. You get a baffled Shinx trying repeatedly to walk on their back legs. Needless to say, they're not having much success! There's a lot of tripping over roots and branches going on. It doesn't help that they're already shaky even on solid stretches of ground - there's some shivering and sneezing going on. It also doesn't help that only one of their eyes is any good. The fog's already making visibility bad!]
[This all culminates in the only possible outcome: they trip over another root, drop into a roll, tumble off a small ledge...]
[...and land directly on top of you. Oof!]
Pressed for Space
[Siffrin seems to be doing much better after a day or two in town! The Shinx still has intermittent bouts of chills (and rare moments where they stare fixedly at an empty corner, but refuse to admit to seeing anything), but they no longer look like someone who should be confined to a bed.]
[And also they've remembered their name! They're pretty sure! That's good, right? There are a lot of other memories that are still fuzzy, or just missing, or weirdly repetitive... but whenever Siffrin starts thinking too hard about that, they get the feeling that Something Terrible is going to happen. So. Uh. They're just not going to! They're sure this will work out just fine for them!]
[It does mean they've had to find a distraction, and volunteering to help with other sick patients seemed like an easy excuse. They don't have the expertise for nursing, but delivering things should be fine, right? So: here's a Shinx dragging around a sack of packed meals almost as big as they are, pausing in slightly less crowded hallway.]
Minior, Misdreavus, Buizel... no, was it Minior, Misdreavus, Growlithe...? Urgh, I forgot again...
[Seems like they might need some help. Fortunately, they're delivering meals, not medication - and if you're someone who is more familiar with Pokemon types by now, maybe you can figure out which meal goes to which Pokemon based on the contents?]
Pressed for Space
He'd like to think he has a sharp memory, though he has his own clients to serve.
Still, given they're both following similar objectives, he might as well weigh in.]
Hmm... Buizel are water types, whereas Growlithe are fire. While both are mammals, their nutritional needs differ.
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[It's embarassing to be caught struggling, but they'd like even less to screw this up, so they manage to force a smile in Akechi's direction.] I'm not used to types mattering to what you eat!
Would it be, uh, something fishy for the Buizel, then? And... charcoal, or wood or something, for the Growlithe...?
[Water mammal seems logical enough, but what in the stars would a fire mammal eat? Siffrin noses around some of the packed meals in their sack, sniffing speculatively.]
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[Perhaps he should have led with the animal type, but ah well. The fishy guess is reasonable enough that he raises no objections.
Akechi could bring up other factors, like flavor and how different Pokémon seem to have their particular preferences, but best not to over complicate.
No, he'll keep watching Siffrin. Perhaps now they'll have a decent starting point.]
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[They keep sniffing, distracted by the next package up.]
What do Misdreavus eat? That one smells weird.
[The Minior one just smells like rocks and salt and stuff, too - but Siffrin happens to have actually seen the Minior earlier. It's a floating rock. Fair enough.]
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out of the woods
Oof!
[He gets flattened by the Shinx's weight, and it takes some work to push him back off. He's much smaller, as an undersized Litten, and much lighter. But he does manage to get free, shakes himself off and sniffs the Shinx's face as a polite greeting.]
Hey... are you okay?
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[Loop, meanwhile, has ended up upside down, still muzzily trying to figure out what's going on. They tense up for a fraction of a second when the Litten's nose is suddenly right up in their vision, sniffing their face - then they reflexively smack Firepaw. Or that's what they start to do, anyway; what actually happens is they see their paw, finally register that that's what they're moving, and freeze in astonishment. The momentum carries it through, but instead of a smack it ends up being a very gentle bap.]
[This is also the moment that their brain informs them that the giant(??) cat is talking. What is happening.]
[There is only one answer Siffrin could possible give to this question:] Um. Yes, I'm okay!
[Are they, though?]
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Well, first thing's first - try keeping all four paws on the ground. We should get you out of the fog as soon as we can, but that will be much easier if you can walk.
[He pauses.]
Oh, I'm Firepaw, by the way.
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[Oh!] I'm - I'm...
[Uh oh. They know they're forgetful, they have a faint recollection of yelling something about it recently, but...]
I can't remember my name...? [What kind of person can't remember their own name?]
[They give Firepaw a slightly desperate look, deciding they have bigger problems than the whole talking cat thing. Apparently they're also a talking cat now. It's fine!!]
[But, of course, there's no reason for a stranger to know their name. Maybe Firepaw can answer:] Did you see anyone else nearby?
[There should be some other people. The Shinx doesn't remember their names either, but they're important -]
[... except immediately after that question they sneeze. And sneeze again. There were a couple minutes there that they weren't shivering, but looks like that's over now!]
[Yeah, they should probably get out of the fog.]
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out of the woods
[or if you fall off a cliff and land on top of it.
At least it's less painful to land on the smooth rock-like surface of a Galarian corsola than it would be to land on a properly living one, though those spiked ghostly branches do go straight through Siffrin for what might be a terrifyingly confusing second or two of paralysis and sudden exhaustion before Itsuhito manages to wiggle out from underneath, stopping the drain.]
Watch where you're going! [The corsola snaps, but doesn't back off more than the initial few inches of retreat. He doesn't trust his body to do much movement at all right now, with how strange everything is and feels.]
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[Wait, what's a Tear again?]
[Either way, Siffrin immediately goes resignedly limp - which may or may not help with Itsuhito squirming out from underneath them. When the Shinx realizes that they aren't frozen anymore, and they're still in the same place, they scramble to their... hands and knees? (Feet, Siffrin, those are your feet now.)]
[Siffrin hasn't gotten any less confused, but now they're on edge and defensive. For a Shinx, that means their fur is bristling and starting to glow. Their head rotates from side to side, their good eye scanning for whoever it was talking. It finally settles on the Corsola, whose ghostly limbs are practically imperceptible in the fog - to Siffrin, Itsuhito looks like a large round rock. With a grumpy expression carved on it.]
Maybe you should watch where you're leaving your Crafted talking boulders!
[Clearly, that has to be someone speaking through it.]
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It usually takes more than this for his temper to flare up, but he's still dazed, the fog seeping into him, and he doesn't notice the oddity (and he's choosing to ignore things he doesn't understand, like that last sentence).]
Maybe you should stop falling off of cliffs onto peoples heads!
[And his own words manage to cut through the wave of irritation-frustration-confusion, because it's a reminder that he does have reason for professional concern here, regardless of his own emotional state.]
Are you all right? [It's not necessarily a friendly question, but it is an actual one.]
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[Whatever they're about to snap back, Itsuhito's question cuts it off. Their tail slows.]
I'm. ...fine? [Their tone is... dubious. They weren't expecting the question, halfway through gearing up for a fight.]
[Well. The side they landed on hurts, but they're not sure they want to admit that? What they can't help but do, though, is abruptly sneeze - several times in a row.]
[Urgh. They raise a hand(...? paw) to rub at their nose.]
...why are you talking through a rock?
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Pressed for space
Well...if it's for points, she doesn't see why not, but she has no idea where to begin.
At least, not until she sees what looks like yet another elemental kitten, hauling a sack that's far too large for them. Upsetting, no wonder this clinic is flailing and so disorganized, how can they overwork the help like that?]
Who assigned this task to you? This load is far too taxing for your body...
[Being a Silvally, A.B.A is obviously a lot bigger than both a Shinx and a Shinx-sized sack. She wastes no time grabbing it in her beak and flipping it onto her back. With any luck, hopefully nothing got smashed in the process...]
There... I'll take on the burden of carrying these goods. You can focus on remembering.
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[Still -] It's fine, I can still drag -
[Whoops. There it goes. Fortunately, all the food in the bag is the kind that can be contained in light packages or little wrapped kerchiefs - so at worst some of it's gotten tossed around or a tad squished. On the other hand, it's even more jumbled now.]
[Siffrin resignedly sits and tries to remember. They really do. Unfortunately, they've never had much luck with that.]
[There's two options here: the one where they circle back to whoever gave them the instructions, or the one where they bumble along and pretend that they know what they're doing anyway. Clearly only one of these is a reasonable choice.]
...let's check that room next. [They lead the way, determinedly keeping their tail in a cheerful, upright position.]
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...but then, she wouldn't be the master of pretending if she didn't.]
Yes, I believe there's a good number of Pokémon in this room.
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[This can only go swimmingly!]
[Siffrin sidles through the door, scanning the room for anyone who looks hungry. And for anyone who maybe reminds them of a name on that list they were trying to recall. There's a Pokemon with jaggedy, high-contrast stripes - that might be Zigzagoon? (Correct!) Alright, what about that little blob with a plant on its head, that's gotta be a Weedle, right? (Nope, that's an Oddish.)]
[They turn to A.B.A, suddenly realizing another bonus of having the bag taken from them - they don't have to worry about figuring out this part anymore.] Is there a package in there for a Zigzagoon? And a Weedle?
[Sorry, A.B.A - none of them are labelled...]
out of the woods
Something falls on him from above. Dark Heart yowls, thrashing his pathetic little Nickit limbs.]
Get ooooff!!
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[Siffrin yelps, flails off, and scrambles away on all fours, kicking Dark Heart with their back legs as they go - not particularly violently, just, an "oh stars get away from me" shove. They try to stand again, lose their balance and land with their front paws on a tree -]
[And before they know it, they are halfway up the trunk, claws digging in to hold on.]
[From there they stare down at the... weirdly shaped wolf? That's way too big to be a fox.]
[Very suddenly, their brain catches up to what their ears have been trying to tell them for several seconds.] You can talk??
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And so can you!
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Of course I can?
[They squint down at the Nickit dubiously.]
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out of the woods
Uh, do you mind?
[And then it's flattening itself down, sinking into the ground until it's suddenly gone, leaving the Shinx lying on the cold forest floor. It—or she, rather—hasn't actually disappeared; she's just used her Shadow Sneak to retreat into her shadow, which is now winding along the ground like a snake.]
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What are you?
[A Sadness...? Sadnesses don't generally talk.]
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[The shadow comes to a halt a short distance away, spreading itself out into one large, dark splotch—and from it reappears the Mimikyu, hopping back up onto Siffrin's level with practiced ease. Her real eyes, peering out from the holes in her cloth disguise, look them up and down while her false head tilts jerkily, curiously toward one side.]
What are you?
[Whatever they are... they're unfairly cute.]
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[At this point, they've probably run into at least one other person, so:]
A cat. Apparently. As of today...
...why are you wearing a costume?
[It's less weird than whatever they were imagining upon landing on her and having her just poof into the ground, but it's still kind of spooky-looking...]
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