002 ⟡ MARCH TEST DRIVE
⋆✩ test drive 02 ✩⋆
The day begins like any other.
Routines, eventful scenes, and boring errands — no matter what you were in the middle of, there's a moment where everything begins to feel wrong. A searing pain tears through your body, so intense that it feels like every nerve has been struck at once. Muscles spasm, joints scream in protest, and as you double over, you find yourself clawing or clinging at anything within your reach. As your attempts to maintain composure fail you, your bones begin to twist with an agonizing force, the pain rising in a crescendo until it becomes unbearable to even breathe. Then, as quickly as it began, everything stops.
For a single, terrifying moment, there's nothing. No sight, no sound, no touch, no taste, no smell — just the weight of nothingness swallowing you whole. The absence of sensation might even be worse than the pain, leaving you adrift in a void you can't escape. Hopelessness threatens every fiber of your existence, and try as you might to fight it, your darkest thoughts begin to surface, flooding your mind in an onslaught of suffocating feelings and ideas.
In the darkness, you hear a voice.
It's faint, a gentle flashing of something warm along the edges of your mind, like sunlight itself. It's a voice, but you can't identify who or what it comes from, how it sounds, or what it means — still, you know it's directed at you. Something tugs at your heart, a powerful ache that throbs once and ripples outwards. You can feel the aches again, like fresh sores throughout your body. You feel off, like something isn't quite right, like you're not where you should be, or who you should be. But the voice continues, whispered just beyond your understanding. The sound is warm like hope, and it wraps around you, distant yet intent, before you wake up.
i. arrivals
OUT OF THE WOODS
The fog that surrounds you and your fellow new arrivals is maddening, and something foreign wraps around not just your mind, but your body as a whole. A strange illness has long been spoken of and witnessed within and around Bottlecap Bay, and you're the unlucky bunch to arrive with it slithering its way in now.
The fog is heavily related to this mystery illness that has plagued Pokemon, both inside the city and wild, for some time now. Though the connection isn't easy to fully grasp, it becomes incredibly clear as time passes that the fog worsens the symptoms of the illness. Some Pokemon who traverse the fog come out just fine, but others fall ill with varying levels of severity.
As soon as the first reports come from the Cheri Berry guild indicating that a large amount of confused Pokemon have been spotted approaching Bottlecap Bay from the forest, the three guilds send their members out in forces. Rescue these newcomers and discover that they're just like you, and not just confused wild Pokemon. Dr. Denne firmly insists on bringing everyone they can to the Pokeclinic, so please hurry!
ii. nightmares over
LINGERING SHADOWS
How does it feel, when the Pokemon beside you wakes up with a calm stretch and a healthy, well-rested and rejuvenated smile? They feel great, they say, looking at you with worry and concern. What's wrong? You didn't feel that warm and wonderful sensation during the night, like being wrapped in a blanket of lullabies? How odd...
What could this possibly mean?
iii. pokeclinic
PRESSED FOR SPACE
Anyone who steps foot or paw into the Pokeclinic can tell immediately that it's overbooked. The main ward of rooms is packed, cots spilling out into the hallways, and even the lobby is beginning to look like an impromptu campsite. Pokemon staff shuffle, flutter and scramble around the bodies of ill Pokemon, performing checkups wherever they can find the space, applying medication and herbal treatments where necessary, and reassuring worrying family and friends.
In the midst of this chaos, it's not hard to see how mixups are occurring. It gets bad enough that even Polteageist themselves joins in on treatments, causing a shocked ripple of whispers and gasps any time they float by in a hurry. They can be heard, at times, firmly scolding those who make the mistakes, insisting that there's no excuse for poor health care, and that even in times of urgency, care and attention to detail is needed. But for the time being, this isn't enough to help.
So they put out a plea to the other guild leaders. The Pokeclinic needs everyone who can help to check up on patients, deliver meals and medications, and check records for mixups. Lum Berries are fewer in number, so it makes sense that they're being overwhelmed right now! Polteageist promises to make it worth everyone's while, of course. Any Pokemon who works within the clinic during this time will be awarded with points.
LEARNING YOUR BODY
⟡ TDMs are game canon and act as events for the month they are posted.
⟡ New characters can link to their top level beneath the NEWBIE DIRECTORY!
⟡ All new arrivals are not assigned to any one guild. However, if they assist with any of the clinic prompts, they may gain points for their future guild!
⟡ The creepy forest fog can be done away with temporarily through Pokemon moves, but always seems to work its way back like it has a mind or will of its own.
⟡ Remember that at least one thread for your application must come from the TDM! There is no comment minimum, but we will be looking for engagement, as well as for players and characters who take the time to delve into things like character thoughts, emotions, morality, and other deep themes. Take this time to engage with the setting as you would in game!
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Pressed for Space
He'd like to think he has a sharp memory, though he has his own clients to serve.
Still, given they're both following similar objectives, he might as well weigh in.]
Hmm... Buizel are water types, whereas Growlithe are fire. While both are mammals, their nutritional needs differ.
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[It's embarassing to be caught struggling, but they'd like even less to screw this up, so they manage to force a smile in Akechi's direction.] I'm not used to types mattering to what you eat!
Would it be, uh, something fishy for the Buizel, then? And... charcoal, or wood or something, for the Growlithe...?
[Water mammal seems logical enough, but what in the stars would a fire mammal eat? Siffrin noses around some of the packed meals in their sack, sniffing speculatively.]
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[Perhaps he should have led with the animal type, but ah well. The fishy guess is reasonable enough that he raises no objections.
Akechi could bring up other factors, like flavor and how different Pokémon seem to have their particular preferences, but best not to over complicate.
No, he'll keep watching Siffrin. Perhaps now they'll have a decent starting point.]
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[They keep sniffing, distracted by the next package up.]
What do Misdreavus eat? That one smells weird.
[The Minior one just smells like rocks and salt and stuff, too - but Siffrin happens to have actually seen the Minior earlier. It's a floating rock. Fair enough.]
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[This, despite living with three of them in the Oran Berries guild. He'd shrug, but seeing as he's currently in the air, that's not especially wise.]
Though, I suppose we'll find out soon enough.
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...are ghost types really ghosts? [They should probably find out before it gets into "and at this point I'm afraid to ask" territory.]
[But now that they've figured out the order of their deliveries, they should start moving before they forget again. Siffrin chomps down on the handle of the sack and resumes dragging it to the next door, giving Akechi a grateful nod.]
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[This is a world full of strange, magic creatures, after all.
Well, either way, he'll follow along, since he has hiss own deliveries to make in that direction.
A very hungry Gible, a Popplio that's lots its pep, just to name a few.]
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Isn't it weird that they can eat, then...? [Siffrin mumbles; it's probably pretty indistinct through the mouthful of fabric.]
[Whatever they say, though, once they push their way through the doorway, they do steadfastly deliver all the meals with a cheerful expression. (They may eye the Misdreavus for longer than the others, while they're nudging packaged meals onto cots.)]
[Four deliveries down! A whole sackful left to go...]
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[Speaking of which, that's another one on the list, so he moves along to that particular cot, dropping the package while trying not to stare at how a mechanical, floating orb even eats.]
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[Well, Akechi's right, that is extremely odd. Siffrin's just not sure that they agree that ghosts are less so.]
[The Shinx drags the sack back to the doorway to get it out of the way, then sets to work on figuring out at the next few meals. Smells like berries and fruits, oats, another fishy one... okay, yeah, they're pretty sure they've got it. But now that Akechi's tagging along, they seem content to wait at the door until he's done too.]
[They push it open once Akechi heads toward them.]
So. What's the weirdest Pokemon you've seen?
[They'd definitely feel more awkward asking a native Pokemon this, but Akechi sounds like he's in the same situation as them.]
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I saw an ice cream cone with a face the other day.
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[It is basically what they wanted to know! It's probably better to get their reactions and expectations out of the way now than to do it face-to-face with said ice cream cone.]
[Siffrin waits until they're back in the hallway before saying anything else.]
How did they move? Bouncing on the tip of the cone?
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[He turns around, bringing another snack package over to a Voltorb that sparks a little, but thankfully doesn't shock Akechi.
It then starts eating. Somehow. The lack of mouth raises many questions.]
There comes a point where you learn to accept that Pokémon anatomy doesn't necessarily abide by any form of logic.
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So you're telling me you get to fly, ice cream cones get to float, and I have to trudge along on my own tw - four feet? That sounds pretty unfair. I might have to fowl a complaint.
[Siffrin only has one delivery to make to the Pokemon whose cots have spilled out in the hallway, to an Emolga. After that they resume tugging their sack to the next door, navigating carefully. They're still forced to pause and adjust once or twice, when they miscalculate dimensions on the side of their bad eye and get the sack caught on someone's bed.]
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Akechi groans. That pun...]
Fowls are only a select few categories of birds, you know.
[But whatever. He has his own work to do in that room as well, so he follows along, watching their movements and taking note of their depth perception.]
There are others more accustomed to moving with paws. Firepaw-kun was a cat before he arrived here, so he may be able to assist you.
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[Their next delivery is to a Skiddo, then a Gible...]
[Oh!] I've met Firepaw! He found me in the woods.
[They're suddenly struck by a thought.] ...you weren't already a bird before you arrived here, too? [Maybe that's more usual than not?]
[Wrapped package of snacks for a Skitty, large package for a wilted-looking Flygon... and they're done with their deliveries in this room! Their sack is looking much emptier. And feeling much lighter.]
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[Akechi scurries along, dropping snack packages for a Shelgon, a very hefty one for an Exeggcute, and some seeds for a little Starly.
So far, so good. At least the conversation makes the work feel less tedious.]
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Sounds lonely.
[They're back to talking about Firepaw, though it might not be clear.]
[Once more into the hallway, and once again to inspecting the final set of packages! This time Siffrin rears back once they get a good whiff of their second to last package, pawing at their nose. The box is keeping the scent from spreading, but up close it smells awful!]
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[It's difficult for Akechi to imagine, and to Firepaw's credit, he's kept his spirits high.
That scent, though... Akechi grimaces and covers his beak with a wing.]
...I don't suppose the recipient is a Trubbish or a Grimer?
[It'd explain the stench, at least.]
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I don't think I've met one yet. [Now they're not sure they want to.]
[This is actually reminding them of another question they had, but they're saving that for when their nose is clear. Or maybe for after the box is gone, they want to get rid of that one as fast as possible.]
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[It comes with the territory, being sludge and all.
Though, after a moment, his feathers fluff up in frustration.]
Speaking of poison types, it appears there's a stunky in need of a snack. Let's just hope they can keep their odor under control.
[He shuffles along. There is work to be done, after all.]
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[One extremely rapid Grimer delivery later, they remember their other question.]
Um... Firepaw mentioned to me that a lot of Pokemon name themselves with their species.
How do you know which one someone's talking about? Like, if there were two Stunkies?
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[Akechi hums, eyes scanning the room. He hasn't run into duplicate Pokémon occupying the same space, and yet...]
But surely it must get confusing, even among families, assuming cross-species breeding isn't a factor. What do two partners of the same species even call one another?
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Maybe they've got extra names, for when that happens. Or nicknames?
[Or you're just supposed to figure it out from context...]
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[Akechi rifles through his own satchel. He's running low on packages as well, but thankfully, none of his offerings have particularly overwhelming scents.]
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