002 ⟡ MARCH TEST DRIVE
⋆✩ test drive 02 ✩⋆
The day begins like any other.
Routines, eventful scenes, and boring errands — no matter what you were in the middle of, there's a moment where everything begins to feel wrong. A searing pain tears through your body, so intense that it feels like every nerve has been struck at once. Muscles spasm, joints scream in protest, and as you double over, you find yourself clawing or clinging at anything within your reach. As your attempts to maintain composure fail you, your bones begin to twist with an agonizing force, the pain rising in a crescendo until it becomes unbearable to even breathe. Then, as quickly as it began, everything stops.
For a single, terrifying moment, there's nothing. No sight, no sound, no touch, no taste, no smell — just the weight of nothingness swallowing you whole. The absence of sensation might even be worse than the pain, leaving you adrift in a void you can't escape. Hopelessness threatens every fiber of your existence, and try as you might to fight it, your darkest thoughts begin to surface, flooding your mind in an onslaught of suffocating feelings and ideas.
In the darkness, you hear a voice.
It's faint, a gentle flashing of something warm along the edges of your mind, like sunlight itself. It's a voice, but you can't identify who or what it comes from, how it sounds, or what it means — still, you know it's directed at you. Something tugs at your heart, a powerful ache that throbs once and ripples outwards. You can feel the aches again, like fresh sores throughout your body. You feel off, like something isn't quite right, like you're not where you should be, or who you should be. But the voice continues, whispered just beyond your understanding. The sound is warm like hope, and it wraps around you, distant yet intent, before you wake up.
i. arrivals
OUT OF THE WOODS
The fog that surrounds you and your fellow new arrivals is maddening, and something foreign wraps around not just your mind, but your body as a whole. A strange illness has long been spoken of and witnessed within and around Bottlecap Bay, and you're the unlucky bunch to arrive with it slithering its way in now.
The fog is heavily related to this mystery illness that has plagued Pokemon, both inside the city and wild, for some time now. Though the connection isn't easy to fully grasp, it becomes incredibly clear as time passes that the fog worsens the symptoms of the illness. Some Pokemon who traverse the fog come out just fine, but others fall ill with varying levels of severity.
As soon as the first reports come from the Cheri Berry guild indicating that a large amount of confused Pokemon have been spotted approaching Bottlecap Bay from the forest, the three guilds send their members out in forces. Rescue these newcomers and discover that they're just like you, and not just confused wild Pokemon. Dr. Denne firmly insists on bringing everyone they can to the Pokeclinic, so please hurry!
ii. nightmares over
LINGERING SHADOWS
How does it feel, when the Pokemon beside you wakes up with a calm stretch and a healthy, well-rested and rejuvenated smile? They feel great, they say, looking at you with worry and concern. What's wrong? You didn't feel that warm and wonderful sensation during the night, like being wrapped in a blanket of lullabies? How odd...
What could this possibly mean?
iii. pokeclinic
PRESSED FOR SPACE
Anyone who steps foot or paw into the Pokeclinic can tell immediately that it's overbooked. The main ward of rooms is packed, cots spilling out into the hallways, and even the lobby is beginning to look like an impromptu campsite. Pokemon staff shuffle, flutter and scramble around the bodies of ill Pokemon, performing checkups wherever they can find the space, applying medication and herbal treatments where necessary, and reassuring worrying family and friends.
In the midst of this chaos, it's not hard to see how mixups are occurring. It gets bad enough that even Polteageist themselves joins in on treatments, causing a shocked ripple of whispers and gasps any time they float by in a hurry. They can be heard, at times, firmly scolding those who make the mistakes, insisting that there's no excuse for poor health care, and that even in times of urgency, care and attention to detail is needed. But for the time being, this isn't enough to help.
So they put out a plea to the other guild leaders. The Pokeclinic needs everyone who can help to check up on patients, deliver meals and medications, and check records for mixups. Lum Berries are fewer in number, so it makes sense that they're being overwhelmed right now! Polteageist promises to make it worth everyone's while, of course. Any Pokemon who works within the clinic during this time will be awarded with points.
LEARNING YOUR BODY
⟡ TDMs are game canon and act as events for the month they are posted.
⟡ New characters can link to their top level beneath the NEWBIE DIRECTORY!
⟡ All new arrivals are not assigned to any one guild. However, if they assist with any of the clinic prompts, they may gain points for their future guild!
⟡ The creepy forest fog can be done away with temporarily through Pokemon moves, but always seems to work its way back like it has a mind or will of its own.
⟡ Remember that at least one thread for your application must come from the TDM! There is no comment minimum, but we will be looking for engagement, as well as for players and characters who take the time to delve into things like character thoughts, emotions, morality, and other deep themes. Take this time to engage with the setting as you would in game!
⟡ As of today, reserves and applications are now permanently open, with apps processed every other month! See information on their respective pages for details!
⟡ Have any questions related to the TDM? Ask here! If your question is more general for the game, please make sure to direct it to the FAQ page instead. Thank you, and happy threading!

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What are you?
[A Sadness...? Sadnesses don't generally talk.]
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[The shadow comes to a halt a short distance away, spreading itself out into one large, dark splotch—and from it reappears the Mimikyu, hopping back up onto Siffrin's level with practiced ease. Her real eyes, peering out from the holes in her cloth disguise, look them up and down while her false head tilts jerkily, curiously toward one side.]
What are you?
[Whatever they are... they're unfairly cute.]
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[At this point, they've probably run into at least one other person, so:]
A cat. Apparently. As of today...
...why are you wearing a costume?
[It's less weird than whatever they were imagining upon landing on her and having her just poof into the ground, but it's still kind of spooky-looking...]
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Siffrin's question earns a scoff, like they've just asked something rude and possibly even offensive—but it's a fair question, really, so Shoka answers:]
Same reason you're a cat, I guess. I've been stuck like this way longer than just today, though... [A pause.] What were you before, then?
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[Siffrin opens their mouth to answer. Then Siffrin closes their mouth. Then opens it again.]
...a human?
[...you know, that sounded weirdly lacking in confidence??]
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Uh-huh. You sure about that?
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Yes.
[Their tone this time is a lot more confident, but whether that's convincing after the last one...]
I'm... [...just having a strangely hard time remembering what they looked like. But that would be weird to say, right?? They can't say that.]
I mean, what else would I have been?
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Uh—literally anything? This place isn't exactly picky with who it messes with... I mean, I wasn't human before I turned into this.
[Not completely, at least.]
I know one guy here who used to be a cat. Like, an actual domestic Earth cat—not whatever you're supposed to be.
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Okay, but - I definitely only had two legs!
...what were you, if you weren't human?
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[A Reaper who was then demoted to lowly Player—but "technically a ghost, but also not really" is less fun to drop on an already disoriented stranger than "goddess of death".]
I had two legs back then, too, for the record, so you're not special. [And now she has none. What have you done to deserve four times as many legs, Siffrin?]
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...like a wheat farmer? [Why wouldn't that be someone human?]
[Siffrin doesn't actually want to be special, and they're about to say so - but instead they sneeze. Several times. Kitten sneezes!]
[They shake their head furiously afterward, fur down their back rippling in a shudder.]
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What's inhuman about a farmer, dummy? Yeah, no. More like a—
[Before she can explain, Siffrin sneezes—a lot. She should probably be more grossed out, and she does recoil a bit to put distance between them... but they're so cute about it in that form that she can't quite repress a small giggle. Kitten sneezes...]
Yeah, maybe you should get that looked at... So. You ready to get outta here?
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I guess so.
Um. To where?
[Should they be following this mysterious costumed not-farmer?]
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[Her eyes wander, watching the fog as if she expects something to leap out of it at any moment. Still, nothing about her manner suggests fear of whatever that might be lurking in the woods—only a muted wariness.]
Unless you'd rather stay here in no man's land. Up to you.
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Right. Makes sense.
...where's the clinic?
[There don't seem to be signs of civilization in any direction, not even a partially overgrown road or anything equally worn down. Mayyybe a few animal trails?]
[...hold on, if they're animal-shaped...]
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[A long, shadowy appendage emerges from under her costume, ending in a set of jagged, deathly sharp claws—which she uses only to motion for Siffrin to follow her.]
And stay close. Things can get pretty messed up around here. [She shuffles a step or two in one direction (back the way she came, judging from the trail of trampled grass before her) before glancing pointedly back at Siffrin.] Just don't get too close, got it? Not super interested in catching whatever you did.
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[Siffrin heaves themself back to a standing position and trails after Shoka, tail drooping. After seeing those claws, maybe it's a good thing to be told to stay back...? But honestly, they're more distracted by trying to control their shivering, and also not trip over their own feet.]
[Speaking of weird things - it's not long after that Siffrin starts to jerk their head up, eye fixing on Tall Shapes in the fog that disappear as quickly as they appeared. For a bit they don't mention anything, assuming it's just the bad visibility playing tricks on them. But eventually...]
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Are there any humans that are still human, here?
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If there are, I haven't seen any. Only Pokémon here.
[But the Pokémon are wary of humans, which she supposes means that humans must exist (or at least have existed) somewhere. Lacking much interest in studying the history of this world, she doesn't know the details.]
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[Alright, Siffrin, if you're not seeing humans, what could you be seeing?]
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What about ghosts? [Are there any, that is?]
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[Because she just can't help herself, she waves her clawed hand (which does look ghostly indeed, as if made of shadows) at Siffrin.]
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[The fur at Siffrin's shoulders starts to bristle up, and they do trip over their own feet now, though they catch themself before they tumble over embarrassingly.]
[Then they squint suspiciously at Shoka, fur smoothing back out.]
Ghosts don't just go around talking to people.
[They say, despite knowing basically nothing about ghosts,]
[But still! There's no way!]
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Says who?
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[Hang on, have they run into ghosts?]
[The memory's slipping away. It's just a feeling.]
[They phrase it impersonally instead:] I've never heard anyone say a ghost talked back to them. Just made faces, stuff like that.
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[Here, of course, all Ghost-types talk, but she keeps that information to herself for now.]
If you don't expect ghosts to even do much of anything, why'd you ask about 'em?
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[That's not an answer... but despite that, them being defensive about this is maybe giving a little too much away. Quick, make up some stuff. Maybe use some ghost stories from plays.]
And make spooky noises. And float over you when you're sleeping, so you wake up and there's a ghost right in your face. And, uh, follow murderers around, sometimes...? Or people who gave up on bringing them to justice?
They just don't talk.
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