007 ⟡ JANUARY TEST DRIVE
⋆✩ test drive 07 ✩⋆
The day begins like any other.
Routines, eventful scenes, and boring errands — no matter what you were in the middle of, there's a moment where everything begins to feel wrong. A searing pain tears through your body, so intense that it feels like every nerve has been struck at once. Muscles spasm, joints scream in protest, and as you double over, you find yourself clawing or clinging at anything within your reach. As your attempts to maintain composure fail you, your bones begin to twist with an agonizing force, the pain rising in a crescendo until it becomes unbearable to even breathe. Then, as quickly as it began, everything stops.
For a single, terrifying moment, there's nothing. No sight, no sound, no touch, no taste, no smell — just the weight of nothingness swallowing you whole. The absence of sensation might even be worse than the pain, leaving you adrift in a void you can't escape. Hopelessness threatens every fiber of your existence, and try as you might to fight it, your darkest thoughts begin to surface, flooding your mind in an onslaught of suffocating feelings and ideas.
In the darkness, you hear a voice.
It's faint, a gentle flashing of something warm along the edges of your mind, like sunlight itself. It's a voice, but you can't identify who or what it comes from, how it sounds, or what it means — still, you know it's directed at you. Something tugs at your heart, a powerful ache that throbs once and ripples outwards. You can feel the aches again, like fresh sores throughout your body. You feel off, like something isn't quite right, like you're not where you should be, or who you should be. But the voice continues, whispered just beyond your understanding. The sound is warm like hope, and it wraps around you, distant yet intent, before you wake up.
i. ARRIVALS
SNOW MAN'S LAND
All is not lost for those without appropriate defenses, fortunately. A short trek through the deep and frigid snow leads one to any number of cave entrances. Some are as large as hangar doors (if of course, your world had vehicle hangars at all) - and others just small enough to squeeze into, but all of them offer at least a temporary respite from the biting chill of the wind. Once you can catch your breath and your body stops shivering long enough to observe the surroundings, it becomes clear that wherever you are is always like this. Cold. Covered in snow, with more snow still falling. Icy and foreboding, with even the trees reaching out with gnarled and bare branches which sheen with frost.
Can one even dare to hope for rescue in such a place as this? The caves at least provide shelter, but something dangerous seems to linger in the air within. One thing is certain, as stark and cold as the temperature:
Nothing here will leave you in peace.
ii. COLD PAWS
WARM HEARTS
But it does improve a little. As Pokemon - creatures of all manner of shape and size - bring the newcomers out from the region they call ‘Icefall Lake,’ the utterly inhospitable cold surrounding them dies down to a gentler, crisper sort of freeze. Where before the sky had been shrouded most constantly in clouds spewing sheets of snow or even hail, the skies above the small settlement up ahead are clear and sunny.
That settlement? Death Blood Murder Skull Town…. or just Skull Town for short.
“It was determined by popular vote,” explains one Lurantis, and despite the clear discomfort with the cold around them she seems to be an incredibly dedicated leader. Every newcomer - and rescuer for that matter - is immediately herded to their small clinic for a check-over to determine if injuries are present. From there, Pokemon are just as quickly shown the great communal living hall, where they’ll reside until it’s a little safer to journey to Bottlecap Bay itself. The hope, Lurantis will shyly explain if approached directly, is that by the time everyone gets there the Guild Leaders will have sorted out housing.
(They won’t.)
Even just wandering the village itself displays just how dedicated this bug-like plant appears to be to her job though. The roads are constantly being worked on; paths are being pounded into place and then salted to prevent ice, while helpful rails line the few streets that exist. Other Pokemon can be seen carefully clearing snow where it’s gathered too heavily, and it probably wouldn’t hurt to stick around and help out before following the convoy back to Bottlecap itself.
If you follow back at all of course. After all, it’s quite tranquil here! Like something out of a story book.
iii. KICKING AND DREAMING
SLEEP YOU OFF YOUR FEET
“We noticed our adopted outsiders get a lot of use out of our Pearls,” claims the more outspoken of the two, “And we’ve received a lot of new feedback as a result! So after working with some other Psychic Pokemon, we think we’ve found a way to refine them!”
Pokemon may have noticed a Hypno hanging around the workshop quite a bit, among others, and that certainly explains it. But what do they mean by…better? Grimpig and Glumpig are talking about ideas such as blocking certain mental frequencies, or even alarm transmissions so you won’t miss a call in your sleep!
Later, that last feature will stand out quite a lot.
The night starts normally. Those who intend to sleep, curl up in their nests or beds to do so. The pearls they own could be anywhere - under their pillow, in a drawer, in a sack. As long as they're somewhere nearby, it doesn't seem to matter.
Because that night, your dream isn’t necessarily…your dream. It’s not as if it doesn’t start that way; the dream is just as bizarre as any dream is. Perhaps you’re eating a giant marshmallow. Maybe you’ve gained the power to fly all around the world despite being a wee little Wurmple! Or maybe it’s even just something you remember from earlier in the day - dreams are the mind sifting through what it’s learned after all. But something shifts. Something changes, and suddenly you can feel that what you’re dreaming isn't your own.
Trouble is, you can’t just wake up.
DREAM BLOODY MURDER
Amid all the dreams, it’s no surprise that not all of them are pleasant.
It happens to the best of us, doesn’t it? Some terrible mistake, some long buried trauma, rising back again in the form of something incomprehensible. Maybe that pitfall you almost avoided grew teeth and started eating the world around you. Maybe something you said while awake comes back to haunt your nightmares in the form of the absolute worst consequence. It’s something that shouldn’t happen. It’s something that would never happen - and maybe, just maybe, if other Pokemon couldn’t interrupt, it would be something you dread never waking from at all.
One nightmare stands out though.
One nightmare doesn’t seem relevant to anything you know. It’s a swirl of pressuring heat, and volcanic chaos. It’s rivers of violet and red melting into one, cascading impossibly upwards into waterfalls. Strange and alien beings fill the air, battling themselves as well as others - though what these creatures (Pokemon?) are?
You certainly can’t tell in the nightmare.
But what you do know is this: it is a nightmare, and it’s one that doesn’t belong to you. It’s one where your power has been unleashed in the worst way possible, and one where calamity has become unavoidable. Toxic fumes and eldritch cries surround you utterly, bathing you in their might, and when at last you can’t take it any longer...!
You wake up.
⟡ TDMs are game canon and act as events for the month they are posted.
⟡ New characters can link to their top level beneath the NEWBIE DIRECTORY
⟡ All new arrivals are not assigned to any one guild. However, they may assume themselves to share rooms within any one of them during the course of the TDM.
⟡ Remember that at least one thread for your application must come from the TDM! There is no comment minimum, but we will be looking for engagement, as well as for players and characters who take the time to delve into things like character thoughts, emotions, morality, and other deep themes. Take this time to engage with the setting as you would in game!
⟡ As a reminder, reserves and applications are permanently opened. Please see their respective pages for details on processing time.
⟡ Arrivals should all be gathered to Skull Town by January 15th ICly - though, naturally, players may tag the TDM at any time they like. The dream-share event will begin ICly on January 20th, ending after the last nightmare on the 30th.
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Keep talking in riddles, and I'll rip your throat out before he has a chance to.
[ His way of being helpful. In truth, their sickly-sweet scent is enough to keep him at bay. What sort of creature is this anyway? ]
Still time for you to run and hide.
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[...]
[Siffrin drops backward again to stare at the sky. If they were awake, they'd never say this. If they were thinking consciously enough to realize they were sharing someone else's dream, they wouldn't either. But dreams don't feel entirely real even when you're not fully aware you're in one, and sometimes you say and do things that you'd never do awake -]
Go ahead. I'll be back here anyway!
[That's what burnt sugar means. If they ever thought the Universe was done with them -]
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Be back? [ He stops in his tracks. Curiosity gets the better of him. ] Just how would you know that?
[ His face hovers over theirs now, yellow eyes peering down. Against his better judgement, he can't help but lick his chops over the prospect of an infinite meal. ]
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[Not here, yet, but they don't say that. They're sure anyway.]
[Oh. He looks like he's practically ready to start drooling over them. One of their arms spasms slightly, as though they were about to lift their hand to push Bigby's head further away, then gave up on it before they actually followed through.]
[Instead they can't help a short, morbid laugh. Getting eaten alive will be a new one, they suppose! At least the first couple times! But maybe it's only fair - they sure dreamed of eating their friends whole plenty, and they've been eating other Pokemon, haven't they? Haha!]
You won't remember, though. So I guess we'll be having this conversation a lot!
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And how many times have we had this conversation? [ His face lowers closer, both eyes locking onto their one good one. ] Enough not to be afraid?
[ Specks of drool finally drip down from the corners of his mouth. ]
If you remember, then remind me: what comes next?
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[Well. They mostly stay limp. They do screw up their face as Bigby's drool drips down on it, and lift the arm the wolf isn't pinning to wipe it off. They don't bother to bring their arm back down, leaving it splayed above their head.]
Do you really think I still keep count? [It'll be true soon enough.]
[Bigby's got Siffrin on the rest, though; they can't answer. They could make something up: they could just say he rips them open, or tell him it depends on what they say next. But why bother? They can always try again next loop, if they want to. So they just shrug up at him.]
[However unsettled Siffrin's mental image is, they do seem to be flesh and blood, or at least a reasonable dream fascimile. That lasts until Bigby's claws actually break skin - Siffrin expects to be made of (time, rotten) and stardust, so that's what the dream supplies. Their blood smells overpoweringly of burnt sugar with barely a trace of iron, and it's dark enough to be nearly pitch black. It glitters.]
[...]
Aren't you worried about running and hiding? [Who or whatever he was threatening them with, sort of... wouldn't it be after him too? He's not exactly big.]
(1/2) cw body horror
Worthless. I know.
[ Every heartbeat reverberates. The world trembles in unison. His lips pull back, further than they should, baring teeth upon teeth. What glittery blood you have, Siffrin. It's practically revolting to the senses, but his mind is elsewhere now. If fear has a sister, then dread it must be. That's more than enough for him to have his fill. ]
Don’t worry about me.
[ His form starts to fray, first like static, then like ooze. Pieces of him his drip down as he salivates. Mouths begin to rip open across his body, hungry and ready. ]
I’ll be quick.
(2/2)
In that moment, the wolf snaps back into the small creature he was before. He jumps from Siffrin but only makes it so far. He’s struck, again and again, before collapsing under his own weight. Blood begins to pool under him, dark and endless, slowly seeping its way toward Siffrin until its all that surrounds them. There’s no glittery shimmer, only a slick sheen like oil.
A glutton caught by his own appetite. So the story goes. He heaves a deep breath as he pushes himself back onto his feet. Black blood continues to pour. ]
Death with no purpose. Life with no end. Its own form of torture, isn’t it?
[ The hunter will be here soon enough. ]
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[Siffrin lets out an involuntary gasp as the wolf springs off them, then rolls onto their elbows. Stars fall and shatter around them, some dangerously close, but none ever actually spearing them through. (Yet.) They struggle to catch their breath.]
[Between the dust and gleaming lights, it takes Siffrin long enough to regain their bearings that they don't see when the wolf is first hit. Only when he collapses.]
[They watch the blood seep toward them, oozing over their fingers.]
[Feels like they should be gloating. The urge isn't not there. But with the star-arrows, and the Pokemon(?) being able to talk to them even though they're in human shape, it also feels something like a fairytale. A play. "Take your own advice;" a lesson the greedy hound is going to get to learn over and over, and never have stick...]
[The Universe led them both here, to have it happen. That feels kind of cruel, doesn't it?]
...yeah. Sorry. [They're not in the habit of saying 'sorry,' but... it's only a matter of time before the wolf becomes nothing but an actor to them. Might as well say it while they feel anything.] You really won't remember.
[It doesn't occur to them that the wolf might not be talking about just himself, or about himself at all.]