[He's a cat with Standards (tm). Although there's definitely cats in his universe that eat roadkill.]

You know Emporio? [Then this person must be trustworthy! That's how it works.] He's my best friend. And yeah, he's super smart. One time he looked at my old owners' bathtub den... bathroom... and figured out exactly where I used to live. I bet he could figure out what moves work best against that thing, too.